ــدنيا را بد ساخته اند......... كسي را كه دوست داري،تورادوست نمي دارد. كسي كه تورا دوست دارد ،تو دوستش نمي داري اما كسي كه تو دوستش داري و او هم تو را دوست دارد به رسم و آئين هرگز به هم نمي رسند و اين رنج است . زندگي يعني اين

ــپس از آخرین دیدار با دوستانت یادت باشد که ، به دوستانی فکر کن که دیگر فرصتی برای در آغوش کشیدن یکدیگر ندارند

ــنگاهي به ياس کردم تو را در برگ گل احساس کردم خلاصه در کلاس نازچشمت دو واحد عاشقی را پاس کردم

ــهمه عمر بر ندارم سر از اين خمار مستي كه هنوز من نبودم كه تو در دلم نشستي

ــدر پناه حضور سبز تو ، طوفان غم ، مرا جا می گذارد . در کنارت ژرفای آرامش را احساس میکنم و بی تو سیل بی رحم تنهایی مجالم نمی دهد

salam, man mobiletam
faghat mikhastam az tooye jibet biam biroon va ie havaee bokhoram...

3 daste jooneshoon mikhare:
1- oonaee ke cheshmak mizanam
2- oonaee ke tel beD zang mizanan
3- oonaee ke SMS tekrari mizanam...

yadam bendaz age khastam beram mahi giri, to ro ham ba khodam bebaram
midooni chera?> akhe to az hame bishtar kerm dari...

goft bekhab, khaBdam
goft vaakon, vaakrdam
kheili dard dasht tahamol kardam,
Broon ke ovord khoon mioomad...
kheili tarCdam, akhe tahala dandoon nakeshide boodam...

PshaPsh aghaze saale 1385 ra be shoma tabrik miguim.
(etehadie senfe ...kholhye SMS baz moghime markaz)

avval macham kon, baad lokhtam kon, badesh bekhaboonam rooye takht, baad pahamo bede bala....
hala kohnamo avaz kon.... nam niniam...

age yeki har rooz behet SMS zad, bedoon delesh barat tang mishe...
age 2 ta zad, dooset dare...
age 3 ta zad, ashghete...
age 4 ta zad, mikhadet...
vali age 5 ta zad: bedoon kerm dare...!!!

kash dar asemane eshghat parandeii shekaste bal boodam ta rooye dastanat mineshastam va tokhm migozashtam va to ba tokhmam bazi mikardi!

ino bedoon ke tooye donya 1 chiz hast ke faghat be khatere too mitape
va oon ham ghalbe khodete

Kheyli Doost dashty to gooshiye mobileam boodi...
Midooni chera???
Chon mitoonestam har shab ye chiz bokonam too koonet ta hesabi sharj beshi

gonjishke dashte tu havaye sard parvaz mikarde.az sarma yakh mizane miofte ru zamin.ye gave dashte rad mishode ye tapaleye garm mindaze roosh gonjishke garm mishe shoru mikone be jik jik kardan, ye gorbe sedasho mishmave miad tamizesh mikoneo mikhoradesh* va ama natijeye dastan,
1:harky root mirine doshmanet nist
2: harky az tooye goh daret miare rafighet nist
3:harvaght ta halgh to goh foro rafty hade aghal khafe sho jik jik nakon !

To ziba...
To maah...
To doost dashtani...
To mehrabon...
To jazab...
To behtarin...
To binazir...
To yek fereshte
va Man yek doorooghgooo. .

Upon reciving this text you must send it to:
1 person you like ,
1 person you hate ,
1 person you love and
1 person you wanna fuck.
now think about why I sent it to you

yeki bolandesh mikoneh ,
yeki rastesh mikoneh ,
yeki charbesh mikoneh ,
yeki ba derazesh hal mikoneh
va yeki ba kootahesh hal mikoneh ,
ey bar pedar e in
moo lanat ba in modelhash

What's that?
A part of men's body
there are some hairs around it
some times water comes from it??
answer is " mouth

Hich vaght khabar nemikoneh ke key miad.
kheily vaght e ke nemikham bebinamesh
hala toye tamom e rah donbalam e.
bad dardi e "ES HAAL" midooni ke ...

a short thing, get's longer when u hold it and passes between womens breast...whats that?
1 min to think:
car seat belt! YOU DIRTY MIND

kash dar asemane eshghat parandeii shekaste bal boodam ta rooye dastanat mineshastam va tokhm migozashtam va to ba tokhmam bazi mikardi!

ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
ik ik ik ik ik ik ik i k
you speak very good monkey language

When i look@the sky, i c u.
When i look@the moon, i c u.
When i look@the sun, i c u.
When i look@the sea, i c u.
EXCUSE ME,
CAN U MOVE A LITTLE

Zan : chera nemiad?Khaste shodam.
Mard: miad ye kam tahamol kon.
Zan: khise aragh shodam .Pam dard gerefte.Base dige .
Mard:ok,pas bia ba taxi berim ...

Onghad bozorge ke nemidonam koja
makhfish konam
az zire shalvar hesabi tablooeh!
Vaghty behesh ehtiaj daram rum nemishe daresh biaram
ajab gorzie nokia3650 !!

Police ye jasad peyda karde ba soorate Meymoon. Kheyli negaranetam age salemi be man ye zang bezan.

Without u life is black not white without u the world has no hope,no light without u i can't go left or right without u i lose my sight thank u my... Glasses!

Hi! sorry, I have no sms 4u tonight. Hey I said no sms 4u. still keep reading?! There is no sms 4u, I said! ahmagh! MIGAM SMS NADARAM VASAT. Hala baz bekhoon!

Emshab ye kami az dishab kotahtareh valy khodet ra narahat nakon !

Goshito 90 daraje be rast becharkhon va bebin:

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FOR YOU.

tjadm tja.gjemtj vja.gjadmtjp dmwtjagp kodwtjg.bju .....
MOBILETO KE BAR AKS KONI HICH , TOO KOONET HAM KE BOKONI BAZAM NEMITUNI BEKHUNI !

ye rooz ye bache dashte ba ye bil bazi mikarde,bazish ke tamom mishe be babash mige:baba in bilo chi kar konam?babash mige:bokon to kone kasi ke in SMSo mikhone

Batavaj Jegrma mirkavich baraye tasrat lopoz ravayej zakerkol yosij.
HAR CHERTOPERTIO KE BARAT MIYAD LAZEM NIST BEKHONI !!!

Boro Paein ...
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